Buzberry Nemesis

05/05/07 00:02 Filed in: About Us
Cheeks

Hell-o again! I know you’re all mad at me because I haven’t posted in a long time. The whole buzberry group kept nagging me at first but then started threatening me and saying that if I don’t post today, I’ll be banned and would never post here again (like I care! ajk). Anyways, just wanted to say I’m sorry and that I’ve been busy these past couple of months with university and all this bloody chaos that’s happening in Lebanon. I’m not going to bore you much longer and will go straight to the point.

There has been a lot of issues that came up concerning buzberry. I didn’t want to talk about them at first but then I thought what the hell why not!

Listen to this people, one of my colleagues is always going out and spreading around rumors about our organization. He states that buzberry shouldn’t have been created and was a mistake (I think he’s just jealous for not dumping him out of the group) because he wrote some articles but there were all dreadful, started writing about how and where he grew up and how he was the best student in his class. That of course was completely boring and nobody cares about his wonderful childhood.

Anyways, we had to cut him off so we terminated his contract from the group effective immediately. Now, he’s wants revenge and by doing so he’s spreading all these lies that buzberry is plagiarized and none of what we’re saying is true. Not only that, he even went as low as saying that we hired someone to write for us!! When I heard all that, I was laughing my ass off cuz that’s so sad. I mean, who would say all those things, if we wanted to hire someone and start paying him to write the articles then why the hell would we start a blog in the first place!!

My final word to my dear friend is this, plz continue spreading the rumors about us because first of all, we don’t care and second of all, they’re so goddamn funny that I don’t want him to stop. (By the way, the latest one is that he is the founder of buzberry and that all his articles about his childhood were extremely interesting that even his mom thought they were funny, what a loser!!)

PS: my co-writers write these end of the post words in order for their readers to know them such as grazie or enjoy so I’m going to come up with one of my own today.

God bless the Queen and steve mcjobs and our beloved chairman!


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