When the curfew was enforced in Lebanon due to some stupid idiotic students of the shitiest university in Lebanon having a go at each other where even an army was called upon to stop this madness, we all happened to be at the same place at the same time. The situation was a mess; no one could leave the “apartment” which by the way became our sanctuary, our home away from home. We all wanted to leave cuz everyone had something to do, guys just coming back from the gym and smell like shit, others waking up to the sirens and ambulances and don’t know what the hell was going on. We all were watching the news waiting anxiously what was going to happen next. Our phones were off the hook; parents were calling every minute and checking to see what happened to us. Some parents were calling every second as if they wanted something bad to happen to us.
All of us staying here are Mac users and I, of course, am a windows user and still did not shift to a Mac. They’re all bugging me why I didn’t shift and even one of my friends made a poem for me advising me to shift to a Mac which by the way is hilarious (will be posted in the future). My friend showed me how easy it is to use and make a blog. He started writing something stupid like “apple rocks!” or “mac is back” and posted it on a blog and accessed it via the Internet. He told me why not we continue blogging and post our writings. At first I thought what a shitty idea why do you want to do that. It’s basically just writing anything in your head and posting it. It’s time consuming and there isn’t any worthy news to post. Listen to this people; this guy is nearly failing each course he took so this is pointless. This will only make him fail more so stop this idea and concentrate on your education. Anyways, the guy didn’t listen and started to share the idea with the others. Because they were so goddamn bored and had nothing else to do, they lied and said they loved the idea and started to write anything that pops into their heads. And that, my friends, how buzberry was born! One of the guys started to write how he loves Hardees and drools whenever the name was mentioned but the article was vetoed and he was later banned from writing about food! Our chairman, God bless him (have to say this or else the article won’t be posted), is a dictator, always yelling at us and nothing ever pleases him. An article must deal with 3 things or it won’t be accepted: ronaldo, the best player in the world, Mac or his beloved Mcjobs (I know that’s not his name but a friend of mine is a retard and keeps on saying it) and the best singer in the planet, AbdulAziz Al Thuwaihi, who of course has a great voice and no one can say otherwise. Now, the site is flourishing and to be honest with you, I’m starting to like it and this is my first article, which hopefully will be posted.

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AMK